Breaking: Trump Arrests Cyclist at Reflecting Pool as White House Lawn Trashed
A birthday spectacle leaves the White House grounds in ruins as the Reflecting Pool turns to sludge
A week after Donald Trump turned the White House lawn into a UFC cage match for his 80th birthday, the bill is coming due: the grounds are wrecked. The Reflecting Pool has turned into a green cesspool, and Trump’s goons arrested a cyclist at the scene. The Strait of Hormuz just slammed shut again, blowing up the fragile peace Trump keeps promising. And …





